Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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