im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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