omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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