I am in a vortex of obligation.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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