if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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