I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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