Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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