Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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