im gay
i know
yea but for you.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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