But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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