I must be too annoying 4 u.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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