you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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