Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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