i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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