it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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