Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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