spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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