Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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