I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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