We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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