we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
