My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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