...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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