i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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