Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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