doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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