The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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