I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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