I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
