VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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