So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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