Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I need moral support for this bender
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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