kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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