So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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