so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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