break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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