Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
