She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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