Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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