I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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