Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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