I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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