What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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