He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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