That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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