are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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