Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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