so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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