wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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