I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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