So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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