bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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