i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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