you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
