god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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