I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im holly from the hills drunk
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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