i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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